TV in the TV

Bobble - You know..sometimes...actually always.. you get programmes on TV where someone is on TV but they are watching a TV on the TV ?
Dad - Yeah.
Bobble - Its pretty interesting, don't you think.

The Nearest Star

Moo - Can you see a star today Dad ?
Dad - No....not in the day time i can't.
Moo - Yes you can, cos did you know, the sun is a star.

Nobbly Bobbly

Moo - Do you like Nobbly Bobblies ?
Dad - I don't like the nobblies ?
Moo - What about the bobblies ?
Dad - Those too.
I'll chew them off, then you can try the inside bit ?
Dad - Thats OK.
Moo - No, i will.
Dad - Ok, i'll try the inside, is it strawberry ?
Moo - Yes, creamy strawberry.
Dad . Oooh ! It is nice, strawberry.
Moo - And chocolate, shall i eat off all the nobbly bobblies for you ?
Dad - No its ok, honestly.
Moo - I don't mind, i'll do it for you anyway, then if you changes your mind you can have some.
Dad - Ok Moo, thanks.

A Rose by any other name

Dad - Moo, Listen Moo, MOO ! will you answer me please ?

Moo - I do not wish to be called Moo anymore,
i have wished you now to call me Rose.

Camera 1 Camera 2

Bobble - Look Dad, do this, go close one eye, then close another, its like the same but a bit different.
Dad - Oh yeah, I get it.
Bobble - Yeah, camera 1, camera 2, camera 1, camera 2, camera 1, camera 2....just keep switching.

Brain Drain

Dad - What are you doing Moo ?
Moo - I'm sucking my brains out
with this elephant.

Mums new Necklace

Moo - Mum, i made you a necklace.
Mum - Oh i LOVE it, you should be a jewellery designer, is it too big ?
Moo - Well it is, BUT its also a hotdog stand.

Cosmic Dancer

Bobble - What you doing Moo ?
Moo - Oh you know, space dancing.

A Practical Solution

Moo - Know what i does with my flowers in case i wake up and i feel sad at night ?
Dad - No Moo, what ?
Moo - See my tissue box ? I just hides them under it and then lift it up and i can see them pretty quickly indeed !

The Human Body

Bobble - Look Mum, look in this body book, it says ' At the end of each Broccolli is a Ravioli !'
Mum - I think thats Bronchi and Aveoli.
Bobble - Well whatever they are they both sound good enough to eat to me !

The Scab on Bobble's Knee

Dad - Is it coming off yet ?
Bobble - Nearly..i'll pull it off .
Dad - NO !
Bobble - Well OK its your choice...but if i don't then it will just come off in the pool during my swimming lesson and then you've got a big scab in the pool.
Dad - Ok do it.
Bobble - Right its off, now what shall i do with it ?

Moo Bee Do !

Moo - You see Bee's ?
Dad - Yes.
Moo - If they sting you they die.
Dad - Yes thats right.
Moo - And... if a wasp stings , then the person dies.

Dragon Force One

Bobble - 'OK Dad, so in tonights story, we'll do it where
Godzilla and Loch Ness Monster get a new member of
dragon force sea department, that can do ice lasers BUT also
go under water like them. OK ?

The Smartie-Scope

Mum - What you doing Moo ?
Moo - Looking for those new blue smarties with my smartie-scope.

Slowly Stays Put

Moo - Look at her looking at you Bobble.
Bobble. She don't look like she wants to go.

Getting food for the slow worm

Bobble - Can the slow worm eat insects thats chopped in half ?

The Moo Bamboo

At the park collecting Bamboo to make pens. I used one of them to
draw this picture.

Human Songs

Bobble - You can make MOOG
happy by turning a human song into a cat song.
Mum - How do you do that ?
Bobble - Oh by just Miaowing it to her.

Looking at the Peaches

Bobble - Dad !
Dad - What ?
Bobble - Er...a little help Please.
Dad - I'm talking to Mum.
Moo - Yeah, like a couple of peaches sitting in a big fruit bowl chatting your heads off.
Bobble - Yeah !

Art School

Dad - What you drawing Bobble ?
Bobble - Oh you know...Shaggy and Scooby.
Dad - What about you Moo ?
Moo - Oh you know...God Pies.

John Wayne Movie

Dad - What are you watching ?
Bobble - A cowboy film.
Dad - Why do you like it ?
Moo - Cos of all the horses.
Dad - Why do you like it Bobble ?
Bobble - Same thing really...
Moo - There are loads of them and they are a pretty wild bunch you know Dad !

Bullet Proof

Moo - Know why no pirates can't nick my necklaces ?
Dad - No Moo why ?
Moo - 'Cos i keeps 'em up me ankles !

Lenny Vs Moo - burping competition - Winner Moo

The Lobster

Bobble - What you caught ?
Moo - Shhhhh . . . she is a lobster and she is sleeping.

Letter to Auntie Eileen & Uncle Ted

Bobble - Does a swan have one eye on each side or two stuck on the front like we do ?
Moo - Two on his each side.
Bobble - and how many legs has he got, is it about four?
Moo - I say probably at least four !
Bobble - Yeah.

The Phantom Hourglass

Happy Hardcore

Raindance vs Helterskelter

The Xylons

Dad - What are you doing ?

B & M - we're the Xylons, you know with a xylophone ?